Faith is to soul what strength is to body.
District 92, Division D Toastmaster Humorous Speech Contest, Second Runner up: My Humorous speechTitle: Dear, I hate you!!!Opening:I’m lazy and I know itAt this rate I’ll never get fitPeople are afraid of heightsI am afraid of widthsOh my soul, be thou quietThis is not ‘another diet’Just a program of exchangeThough some things do seem strangeRaw vegetables and ‘brock-o-lee’Does not sound too good to meLots of tofu and bean sproutsWhile my empty stomach shoutsThe meaning here is quite plain;This program is designed for painMy hands are sweating, my soul is dreadingI must keep this thing from spreadingBody: Good Afternoon obese guests, overweight toastmasters and frustrated corpulent Judges…“Sorry, I am in relationship with food” this was my answer whenever any guy was approaching me till that fine one romantic rainy evening!!!I was waiting in front of the doctor’s room. As usual, the doctor approached with the report after a looooong hour wait.Giving a wicked look, he said “I have a bad news & a good news. What should come first?”I thought for a while & questioned him “Mr. Doctor. Is the bad news too bad? Or is the good news too good”.He answered, “Dear Suchi, the bad news is going to be tragic & the good news will bring a ray of hope in your life”. After gathering some courage, I told the doctor “Sir. Bad news first”.“This is not to dishearten you, but according to your reports your weight is going out of control now. Your body is blowing like a balloon. You are overweight by 25 kg!” Hearing this, first tear broke free from my eyes, the rest followed in an unbroken stream.Trying to console me, the doctor said “Darling. There is a good news too. This disease of obesity which is haunting you now is totally curable. You are very lucky to be diagnosed well on time. It would have been very difficult if you showed during the final stage”. I was amazed at the doctor’s wonderful statement about my life-threatening disease!!! I collected my reports & walked back home. What is the reason of getting more and more of those tiny creatures, who live in my closet and sew my clothes a liitle bit tighter every night…calories?Then the coolest place of my house having food carrying capacity of 10 peoples…my refrigerator gave a smile at me!!! whenever i lose some weight, i used to get it back in my refrigerator!!!I wish losing weight would be as easier for me as losing my keys, watch, hair rubber band, temper & even mind.” Instead of blaming myself my heart said “Dear, You are not overweight, you are just under tall!!!”.Then, I decided to have a fight between food & me. Everything is fair in love & war & this was a war. I had to win. “A healthy diet for a healthy body”, “You are what you eat”, “Whatever your problem is, your answer is not in fridge” I collected all motivational quotes for dieting & started placing them on my cupboard, my room walls, even on my refrigerator door.Then I started googling “How to lose weight”. There were unbelievable suggestions. A kind lady in one of her articles claimed that she lost 20 pounds in a month by writing 3 pages daily.So, my dear dispirited plumpy audience, you can imagine who is the inspiring hero behind my becoming a blogger!!!I try to remove all things those make me fat…like scales, mirrors and photographs!!! Conclusion: Dear mirthless TMs, rejected Guests and long faced Judges!!!After a passionate, enthusiastic follow up of my diet plan, the day of test match came, when I had to attend a big fat wedding party. Sweets were looking mesmerized in many colorful, fancy dresses. A dark red cherry was smiling at me sitting on the top of triple story frosted cake.“New body is under construction. Please let me go.” I turned backwards only to see hot, delicious, mouthwatering chocolate sizzler on the table. The enemy was very strong & well equipped, while I was handling an unequipped one-woman army. I fall prey to my food desire. “Dear my favorite foods. Things are not going to work between us. It’s not me. It’s you. You are detrimental, disastrous and deleterious!!!” I lie on the floor completely dead for few minutes. I stood up & I rushed to the front table, where a range of fruits and vegetables, whole grains and unsalted seeds, nuts were kept!!! The toughest part of DIET is not watching what you eat. Its watching what other people eat!!! But! I had conquered all the toughest parts related to DIET. So dear friends, how many of you is having courage to hate all the enemies related to DIET and to say ”Good Bye Dear, I don’t want you in my life anymore!!!”
काल माझी चड्डी मैञीण अन् मी गेलो होतो पिक्चर बघायला...बघायचा होता तो सोनु के टिटू की टट्टी की काय ते सोनु के टिटू की स्विट्टी, पण काही तांञीक अडचणी मुळे आम्ही "गुलाबजाम " पहात होतो .पहील्या काही मिनीटातच त्या भल्यामोठ्या स्क्रीनवर पाकात मस्त भिजलेले लुसलुशीत ५ गुलाबजाम होते. आम्ही दोघीनी एकमेकींकडं पाहील.. एखाद्या पिळदार बांध्याच्या, हॉट हिरोकडं पहात रहाव तश्या अधाश्या सारखं पहात होतो आम्ही गुलाबजामकडे.आणि तेवढ्यात स्वप्नील एक अख्खा गुलाबजाम उचलुन तोंडात टाकतो.. आई शप्पथ लाळ टपकायची फक्त बाकी होती.एकमेकींकडं पाहील न् न बोलताच ठरल होत, आज गुलाबजाम खायचेचं.इंटरव्हल झाला, theater canteen च्या counter वर कॉफी घेताना न राहून मी विचारलचं,"दादा गुलाबजाम मिळेल का?" त्या दादाने अन् सोबत बाकी लोकांनी अस्स पाहील माझ्याकडे... मग् तो बोलला desert मध्ये डोनट आहे, देऊ?..छ्या गुलाबजाम अन् डोनट?....पिक्चरमध्ये पुढ येणारे गुलाबजाम चे टेम्पटींग सिन्स अक्षरक्ष: डोळे झाकत झाकत पाहीले.बाहेर आलो, हलवाईचं दुकान शोधल (पुण्यात हलवाईचं दुकान लग्गेच सापडत).. "काका गुलाबजाम भेटतील का आर्धा किलो?" काकानी माझ्याकडे एक तुच्छतेने भरलेला कटाक्ष टाकला.. काय झाल आता?हलवायाच्या दुकानात गुलाबजाम चं मागितले होते मी.तो मऊ रसरशीत गुलाबजाम कधी चाखतेय अस झालेलं.तेव्हढ्यात काका बोलले "अहो माणसं भेटतात आणि वस्तू मिळतात " आईचाघो...मी पण म्हटलच मग् "उद्यापासून पाटी लावा बाहेर, मिठाई खाण्यासाठी शुद्ध मराठी येणे आवश्यक आहे "..गुलाबजाम अन् माझ्या जीभेतली अंतर आता अंत पहात होती आणि मी पुणेकर काकांना उलट उत्तर देऊन माती खाल्ली होती. खबरी( माझी चड्डी मैञिण) जाम वैतागली होती माझ्यावर.आता जर् काका गुलाबजाम द्यायला नाही म्हंटले तर...पण काकांनी काट्यावर बॉक्स ठेऊन त्यात गुलाबजाम टाकायला सुरुवात केल्ती. रागातच त्यांनी बॉक्स हातात दिला. आई शप्पथ सांगते जन्मो जन्मी चा प्रियकर खुप मोठ्या दुराव्या नंतर भेटल्यासारखा वाटला तो बॉक्स.काकांकड पाठ केली अन् दोघींनी एक एक गुलाबजाम तोंडात टाकला. डोळे मिटले..तो जीभेवर विरघळत होता आणि आम्ही त्याच्यात..आहाहा स्वर्गसुख..पाकात भललेली बोट अन् ओठ चाटून घेतले, गुलाबजाम चा बॉक्स बॅगेत टाकुन निघालो घरी, घाईने...एका वेळी एक गुलाबजाम खाऊन समाधान झालयं का कधी कुणाचं?....
Today people have become desperate to gain the confidence of Italian taste with Pasta and Pizza available without any desperation wit ease by the circulation of such unique food being brought to the global culture and present city cultures being Italian Food customs indeed.However, when it comes to bringing the same to the table of Iran culture, there is a place that will not disappoint you if you live in Iran and wish to reach out for Pasta in Iran and Italian Food in Iran by virtue of Pizza and other supplements available on the demand with ease. To make it possible, the famous Restaurant services of Pizza Ared comes to the front of the locals and help them provide all Italia food customs without any issues and by virtue of unique tastes that set them perfectly on the Iranian culture and assure the people's Italian taste to continue without any bother or problem indeed. Italian Food culture in Iran blends the place Although in case of having Pasta in Tehran and Italian Food in Tehran, it is necessary to blend accordingly to people's need whether it's Pizza, pasta, and other dishes to make them high classified world food services. To make it become possible this platform known as Pizza Ared makes it sure that people do have the high quality and sizzling delicious tastes of such Italian food customs by virtue of their professional world class shaft and cooks that make things become ease and by thus virtual accommodation people have started to love such dishes across the Iranian capital indeed. The platform is virtually assisted by the Italian professionals traveling to the Iranian capital and helping out the locals by virtue of their experience that has made this restaurant a great virtual asset as a representative of the Italian Food customs to get the glory. Spreading Food culture beyond Boundaries However what is the major initiative of the Italian people to spread Pasta in Tehran and Italian Food in Tehran that they wish to make an impact of the spreading food culture beyond boundaries by their experience, taste leisure, and unique delicious cooking What they have basically focused around Tehran is to deliver the priority of the people and their virtual taste according to the experience of the locals that have helped the Restaurant like Pizza Ared to glow and help it's customer become attracted towards its fame due to the virtual local taste. Such effort has helped the Italian people to spread the food culture beyond Boundaries and by this virtue finally they have been able to convince the Iranian people and establish an Italian cultural possession by their food customs to help provide Pizza and other delicious potent dishes to their culture to make a global impact beyond boundaries with great success at large...
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